Come on, Ignatiy, give it an F. You know you want to.
Come on, Ignatiy, give it an F. You know you want to.
I'm not afraid to admit my man crush on Levitt, but I don't want to watch him beat off for two hours. Half hour is my limit.
No no! Angela Lansbury!
I'd want Quincy.
I'll put this in the DVR queue, and await Christopher Lloyd's hopefully inevitable appearance.
Quote FAIL!
Who is the target demographic? Janet Reno?
This is a really good idea that will be executed poorly. Perfect for Kevin Smith.
De Niro will honor the late Gandolfini by breathing heavily while repeating his lines.
Fucking goddamnit! I had to rip the ear bud out of my scarred ear!
Well, at least someone from Reno 911 besides Thomas Lennon is getting work.
I'm pretty sure I'd cut into a regularly scheduled program to deliver this news. But I'm not as smart as Charlie Skinner, who is derivative of Jack McCoy, who is derivative of Sydney Schanberg…
Trollolololol
This is making me sentimental, and now I'm faklempt! Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic: You know what would be a better box set? A collection of songs that provided templates for Nirvana's songs. And sometimes Nirvana is just derivative of itself. Rape Me is a revision of Smells Like Teen Spirit, which…
Rabbits you moron!
Colonel Potter in M*A*S*H would say that in lieu of "bullshit."
I think what El Asso Wipo is trying to say is: "I'm not racist, it's just that blacks are inferior to other races solely because of the color of their skin."
I like you, wanna hang out later? What are you doing after school?
You think the seasonal pumpkin flavor thing is bad, my local Dunkin Donuts offers a rabbit flavored coffee in the spring.
You know, you're right! Just the other day I was thinking to myself how odd it was that all of America, as far as the eye could see across these amber waves of grain, that the entire population is comprised of WASPs, despite being taught in school about America benefiting from 150 years of global immigration. And the…