That's Williams syndrome (R). Not to be confused with Williams syndrome (A), which causes one to withhold Moon River until the third encore.

Thanks for taking a film about the moral issues around the indiscriminate killing of civilians and making it sad.

Captain Blondebeard: Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!

Show me on the doll where the darkness touched you.

I don't think we can ignore the similarity between the phoenix and the legendary Pokemon, Ho-Oh.

I would watch the shit out of this.

Fact: that song was inspired by his private bathroom complex at Paisley Park.

Bloë?

There were more name swaps than that. Originally, Guile was called Blanka, as he was the token all-American white guy. This was changed to James Dean Kennedy, then Elvis Kerouac, then Jimi Thoreau, before they settled on a random noun.

I like how you gave her a DD there.

*stabs female character, writes terrible book, reverses character development*

Flashheart: No, not in half an hour, you rubber-desk Johnny! Send the bitch with the wheels right now, or I'll fly back to England and give your wife something to hang her towels on!

Malcolm: Tomorrow, from broadsheets to wank rags, I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of XBox One looking like a fucking technological colossus. Y'know: XBox One meeting the Pope, XBox One in an NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies.

Excellent username/article synergy there.

Kraftwerk turned out an incredible run of concept albums. It's easy to forget that that's what they were, since they didn't have too many words to hammer the concepts home, but they followed a consistent theme, musically, lyrically and down to the cover art. You've got:

The Mountain used Head Smash!
A critical hit!
Red Viper fainted!

That was great! Presumably it's a remake of the movie and not the manga (Christ knows how you'd film a 2,000 page book), but I liked the graffiti of Great Tokyo Empire.

That was a bloody episode. Not just in terms of violence, but symbolism too. TVD doesn't use blood as a symbol very much, whereas True Blood went overboard the other way with its Authority season.

Star Control II can be speedrun: once you know the locations of the things you need, you can just go and get them without your character 'knowing where they are'. The tricky bit is venturing out and stealing stuff without spending the time pimping your flagship.

So glad they're bringing back Mikael. He was built up and then offed far too quickly in TVD (c.f. Lexi etc), and with The Originals being a family drama, it seemed like they needed him back to complete the messed-up family.