Just got into Nihilist Arby's - it's wonderful.

After a long day, I like to unwind with an I Zimbrargarita.

In the red universe, you'd be getting ebolacrohn's.

Isn't everyone's?

I read that as The Foreskin Awakens. Maybe that's a spin-off from the original.

Is that Akira in the background? I would have hoped the climactic Tetsuo/Kaneda fight would be a little more spectacular, to be honest.

I feel like this is the Thick of It/Community/Austen mashup that both of those shows have been hinting at:

Is her neck a different colour from her face in that picture?

I want to give a shout-out to Hotline Miami 2. Awesome game: I love the expanded sense of scale and new characters, plus weird new settings and mechanics (like the reporter guy who can't kill anyone).

Lip Sync Battle: What the Hell is Regionals

Freddie Gibbs dammit. Pinata was one of the best records of last year, and Shadow of a Doubt shows he's got chops even without Madlib behind him.

Hire a sex worker - Dungi sekso laboristo

Hey kids! Time for some handy Esperanto phrases! It's time for… Esperanto frazaro de la kokido diablo!

Like 100 Bullets, with Nolan as Agent Graves. He gives them a Givenchy valise containing a USB stick full of evidence, a vial of poison and a cravat.

Wasn't Endless Mic an MC who rapped exclusively about The Adventures of Pete and Pete?

It sounds like the name of a B-sides and rarities collection by Peaches.

The album cover has the title written in Sharpie on the side of a turgid combover.

Very good. You give me so much at one time.

Actually, I think it works. Product placement is there to subtly influence behaviour, not to outright tell you what to buy. It's sneaky. It's not, 'Pizza Hut says, you [sub] should buy this pizza [obj]'. It's, 'hey, there's a new pizza [obj]'. No subject, no agency, just the new thing that you're now aware of. If they…

Funnily enough, 'propatainment' is a positive term in the UK. It's short for 'proper entertainment', usually delivered in a Cockney accent.