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Teo Macaroni
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I'd love to hear that, I'm a huge fan of Baker's drumming.

He has a horrible voice, shitty songs and is massively popular. Plus he's an ugly ginger.

I tell yo what though, it's a commendable effort for the editorial staff and management from the 1930's to be still running the paper some 80 plus years later!

Don't be such a party pooper, Nards.

My favorite part of the day is when I wake up at 5 am (Australian time) & check to see what's been happening in the white house overnight

What, of 'Tess of the d'Urbevilles' fame??!@?!?!

Oh my.

I was super good looking up to about 92 then the wheels fell off in a big way.

Yeah that stuff's fuckin shit.

'Rekkid' or 'Ell Pee.'

Make that three.

but if her owner bagged it and took it away, would you be all "Thanks Obama"?

"puts her doctorate in media studies and years of experience in celebrity gossip to good use"

Well fuck, why don't you ladies get on with it, then? Some of us blokes could do with a rest; we just wanna kick back & get in some quality time in the hammock with a cold beer & some Ry Cooder on the old Victrola.

You know why, don't you?

But then I'd spring him from jail on account of Fat Albert & Buck Buck.

I got called once, a nice Chinatown stabbing case, the defense lawyer took one look at me & said "NEXT" - very disheartening, I was keen to give that shifty looking bastard some fucking justice.
My mum's been called 3 times, my wife twice, my sister-in-law once; not a-one of us has actually got to serve on a jury.

Plus: AV Club.

Is it somehow possible for a misogynist to make great movies? Can blue men play the whites? Questions, questions.

"Two sides of the same coin."