All's fair in love and war. Remember Darwin! Midget Subs in Sydney Harbour! Never forget!!!

Dwarfs?

The black animators in particular copped it in the neck.

If only the Flaming Lips where as good at writing songs as they appear to be at everything else.

You military dudes always stick together.

The AV Club turned from a light hearted pop culture website into a hangout for angry teenagers so gradually I didn't notice.

Down here in Australia the late news is 7.30 tomorrow morning.

Furrier than what, though?

What the hell is wrong with you?

He's so edgy, he paid actual money for the house where the Manson killings occurred! He's like the coolest 16 year old goth ever!

Get four people to do it every day for one year, job's done!
(Hell, eight people a day for 6 months, even better.)

Not me!

And that finger - Oh my!

How do you think he got the titular role in Peter Pan?

MMA is every bit as artistic as the work of, say, Robert Mapplethorpe, and in fact, maybe even more so!

I've had a crush on Meryl Streep for over 40 years now. I wonder if it's time to take decisive action and ask her out on a date?

To be fair, all presidents have one of those.

oh my fucking god, what a fucking world.

Woody Allen, maybe.

IT'S BETTY BOO AT THE 21st CENTURY DANCECLUB IN MY HOMETOWN OF FRANKSTON AUSTRALIA (AS SEEN IN 'ON THE BEACH' STARRING GREGORY PECK AND FRED ASTAIRE) ALL OVER AGAIN!