No.

"Usually [when questioned about umpires' performance] I say 'No comment.' Today I have *absolutely* no comment."

She was just puttin on the Ritz.

But what enquiring minds want to know is: "When will her 'Hatesong' be appearing?"

Arturo Fe

Plus he stole that "Oh no" from Dreadlock Holiday!

Also every Rush album since "Hemispheres."

Screaming in agony and terror for me!

Don't think it's Liverpool, unless Liverpool is part of Yorkshire (which it may well be.)

The great Tommy Cooper died onstage, just like that.

Ah well, there's always that one smart alecky tribesman with his fancy ways and such.

The kids are insane!!!

I illegally download them. Take that, music business!

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A…

"Panties!"

"I only get girls because of who I am…a rapist."
Boom Tish!!

Trump has his own hair, it's just creatively arranged to disguise his receding hairline. Not even he would pay money for a wig that looked like that.

Me velly solly!!

I thought Maurice Starr was the skeevy man's Maurice St - oh wait, sorry.

They couldn't muster one for the great Sandy Pearlman, so who knows.