Keep em up if it's cold. In hot weather, everything comes off

*plays one note solo, sourly*

I don't reckon the animation was all that fantastic, I would have thought the average Road Runner cartoon knocked it into a cocked hat; but then I suppose I don't really like anime/manga so my opinion is both uninformed and irrelevant. I'll see myself out.

No, it's a rhombus.

Especially after he made 'The Long Goodbye.'

Holy cow, you should see mine!

No different to me falling backwards off my chair and landing on my head without spilling my beer or dropping my cigarette.

'Did you know that pure sound, pure rock sound, can kill?'

'Quit'?

The long trailer for 'F for Fake' is better than the actual movie.

Hey, and the dad from 'The Middle' is on 'Modern Families'!

They should at least give a moody bluey grey tint.

Ha ha, I have two Teo Macaroni accounts; this one and a Disqus one with Evel Knevel as the avatar. Usually can't remember the password for that one but one time I got to reply to myself from one account to the other. No, I'm not Superman…

"It's ok George, we're just fuckin around. This? Yeah it's a camera, but don't worry, there's no, uh, there's no film in it, you know? We're just fuckin around."

Women, eh?

When I started working in a factory with a bunch of Vietnamese & Cambodian women the first two things they said to me were "What your name?" and "You marry?"

Don't shit in the well, man.

Although as pompous blowhard John Pilger has said it's all 'boo hoo the poor American soldiers' and never mind the fact that the Vietnamese had their country and lives destroyed for some old bullshit. On the other hand, a lot of them came to Australia as refugees and opened super restaurants, adding immeasurably to…

You forgot to put the " "s around the word 'comedians.'

Front or back?