I personally would be wishing for a muslim fanatic to beat me to death with a lead pipe if I ever somehow found myself at such an event.

Eric B & Rakim. So don't fuck with them.

Holy moley, it's Tarkovsky's Former PA back from the dead to set us all straight!
Give us hell, wordsmith!

I bet it made them saaaaad.

He just wanted his money.

*Then jumps on Sheena Easton, declares love for sugar walls*

Hey man, he's not one of those mealy mouthed politicians toeing the party line. He speaks his mind!!!!

What, no Leland Palmer, the dead-beatest of all deadbeat dads?

Yes, and yes.

Plus there's that tune on side 2 of Rush's 'Hemispheres' album.

It's more of a *Shelbyville* thing.

How about retards?

Nah, it's like a Philip Glass soundtrack, there's a subtle variation just around the corner.

Mom needs a bra, son.

The majority of everything everywhere is created by men, for better or worse (ha ha, worse of course!)

They Hate it!

Is this the eye doctor?

Hey man, when indicating contempt you turn your nose *up* or look *down* your nose. as I am currently doing.

And what, do people still buy newspapers? And read BOOKS? Jeez, get with it you guys!

It's called "Jabberjaw" vocalising.