Raw milk would've saved him!!!!

And years later he ended up as a cop in New York.

I know they're probably completely underwhelming in actual fact, but that description gives me goosebumps. Tell me they're a power trio…

Hey man, quadraphonic or fuck off.

No.

If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

So the nerve damage in his hands can't have been *that* bad.

I just thought you were happy to see me.

It's near the keyhole!!!

No, YOU'RE out of line!!!!

"The average punk musician from the late 70's was far more pretentious than the average prog musician from the early 70's."
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BSS was a better cover. That thing was magnificent.

They were my ultimate favourite band between the ages of 12 and 18.

1971 was awesome.

It has a nasty racist policeman as the hero and NO DAMN TRIGGER WARNING AT THE START!!!

Wrong! 'I'm in Love with My Car,' 'Sheer Heart Attack,' 'Tenement Funster,' 'Modern Times Rock & Roll,' vs every gay song you would have skipped over back in the day if you had the technology or could be bothered getting up and doing it yourself. Plus Taylor was a damn good singer as long as he kept away from the…

Well you should have had a shower.

"Bring me another boy, this one's burst!!"

They would have been ok as a power trio with Roger Taylor on vox with Brian doing one or two tunes. They would have had to get rid of John Deacon because without Mercury's flamboyance to counteract it, his dorkishness would have sunk the whole enterprise. (Make a big play for Mel Schacher would have been my advice.)

I don't know if I can trust someone with a pun for a name.