But still would have lost the election..

If Abbie Hoffman were protesting today, would Pete Townshend smack him over the head with a Gibson SG and say 'Get off my fucking stage"?
Hope so.

In Australia they let you go on a current affairs panel show.

It's a bit brown, though.

HR Giger could have done a real good job on this one.

I dunno, you fuck *one* pig…

It's supposed to be mean-spirited, dummy!

It's always a good idea to look both ways before crossing a busy street. It's also always a good idea to take drive carefully. Unfortunately not everybody does.

He kept a lot of shitty music off the air, duh.

LEE MARVIN & JAMES COBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought he was Sweet Louie from the Gong Show.

Sneed's Feed and Seed, formerly…

Who could ever forget the ice-cool Swede's long-standing rivalry with John 'Superbrat' McEnroe?

The Firm had me believing that Jimmy Page had suffered major brain damage.

BASS DRUM

His love for Jesus makes him even COOLER.

He's older than my chainsmoking alcoholic grandad was when he died, so he's not doing too badly. Besides, old people shouldn't be playing rock & roll.

"Bring me another boy; this one's burst!"

Not enough jug for my liking.

Sic em Pigs!