Sounds like a Todd Rundgren song. (Did it say that in the article? Who has time to read 10000 words about the New Radicals? Plus I preferred the Old Radicals.)

Correct.

Oddly enough Kenney Jones played some pretty wild drums in the Small Faces.

Was he the guy that played the glockenspiel?

Keith Moon removed the need for a second guitarist because he filled in all the gaps sound-wise, similar maybe to Alex Van Halen, lots of splashy cymbals and so on.
It's a sobering thought that Moon, even at his peak, would be pretty much unemployable today

So not like the Canned Heat album 'Reified Boogie'?

…so I gave him my coat to rest his head on while we waited for the ambulance. I said 'Are you comfortable?' and he shrugged and said 'Eh, I make a living.'

Surely 'reifies' isn't a real word?

But…

Waitaminute…

Looked great in a tracksuit.

Because you can take everything Welles said as the gospel truth.

What, you've never heard 'Dog Eat Dog'?

Looks a bit like that Zimmerman stand-your-ground dude.

You don't scare me, Friedmann!

True enough.

I think if you're married to the camel they cut you some slack.

Oh, please.

Like a lot of AV Club commenters?

Oh, so these are the negative ones.