"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?…It's the ship that made the Del Boca Vista Early Bird Dinner Run in less than twelve parsecs."

This sort of athleticism is way out of the realms of possibility for your average Star Wars fan.

This sort of athleticism is way out of the realms of possibility for your average Star Wars fan.

Vader: This is the fuckin' guy! I can find this fuckin' Skywalker guy!
Emperor: His name's Skywalker? That's your name, Dude!

Vader: This is the fuckin' guy! I can find this fuckin' Skywalker guy!
Emperor: His name's Skywalker? That's your name, Dude!

We open Episode VII with an aged Han Solo, lamenting his lack of children:
"Leia's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

We open Episode VII with an aged Han Solo, lamenting his lack of children:
"Leia's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Hey, nice mynock.

Hey, nice mynock.

COCKSUCKA, SWEDGIN

COCKSUCKA, SWEDGIN

The unspoken rule of Gameological is: do not criticise the content. I like Teti, he's never given me any grief for the poorly thought out comments I've posted there and I genuinely respect what he's trying to do with the site, but him banning you for your comment is puzzling. What Gameological needs is more commenters…

The unspoken rule of Gameological is: do not criticise the content. I like Teti, he's never given me any grief for the poorly thought out comments I've posted there and I genuinely respect what he's trying to do with the site, but him banning you for your comment is puzzling. What Gameological needs is more commenters…

Entourage is much more bearable once you work out how to mentally fast forward through everything that doesn't include Johnny Drama. Ari was ok for a while, but when he went in to his newly taken over business and started blasting people with a Nerf gun… man, what an arsehole. Also, it was worth watching the bits…

Entourage is much more bearable once you work out how to mentally fast forward through everything that doesn't include Johnny Drama. Ari was ok for a while, but when he went in to his newly taken over business and started blasting people with a Nerf gun… man, what an arsehole. Also, it was worth watching the bits…

Some Mormons knocked on my door on a Saturday morning a couple of weeks back which I found annoying. To retaliate, I asked them an escalating series of strange Bible related questions which culminated in: "So if Adam and Eve had two sons, and the population of all the world descended from them, who mothered Cain and…

Some Mormons knocked on my door on a Saturday morning a couple of weeks back which I found annoying. To retaliate, I asked them an escalating series of strange Bible related questions which culminated in: "So if Adam and Eve had two sons, and the population of all the world descended from them, who mothered Cain and…

If there is the Saw-themed water slide is already a lock.

If there is the Saw-themed water slide is already a lock.

How about Revenge of the Sith where Luke and Leia are born? Ok, it doesn't quite meet the definition of "favorite" anything, but I remember I got a kick out of Dr Droid explaining to Obiwan that Mrs Skywalker is dying of a broken heart. Lucas at his most subtle. Also, the Vader 'birth' 5 minutes later is even better.