'Pretty good' or 'pretty pretty pretty good'?

Would you change your mind if she put a turtle on her head?

Would you change your mind if she put a turtle on her head?

The fact that your comment doesn't have more likes is proof that the apocalypse can't come fast enough.

The fact that your comment doesn't have more likes is proof that the apocalypse can't come fast enough.

Yeah someone even thinking of GYBE for a list like this is weird, each of their albums is equally great. I do have a soft spot for Yanqui UXO as it was my entry point to the band (the build up in rockets falls is my highlight). However these days any time I feel like a fix of Godspeed the first thing I'll always put…

This would be an ideal time for a gimmick poster called Fact Checking Cuz to chime in.

This would be an ideal time for a gimmick poster called Fact Checking Cuz to chime in.

For Courtney you'd need a full body condom made of mithril as a minimum. And it'd still be safer to fuck the turtle.

For Courtney you'd need a full body condom made of mithril as a minimum. And it'd still be safer to fuck the turtle.

Pretty much anything by Alice In Chains fits the bill. Let's look at a few contenders:

Pretty much anything by Alice In Chains fits the bill. Let's look at a few contenders:

@avclub-6b8aa777ed70e7f15a45947a0f0c5986:disqus  The kid at the end is pretty much a Reaper fucking with you. It wants you to pick anything other than Destroy so paints that choice as the 'bad' Renegade choice. Meanwhile, indoctrinated Illusive Man sought to control the Reapers, yet his exact choice is painted as the…

@avclub-6b8aa777ed70e7f15a45947a0f0c5986:disqus  The kid at the end is pretty much a Reaper fucking with you. It wants you to pick anything other than Destroy so paints that choice as the 'bad' Renegade choice. Meanwhile, indoctrinated Illusive Man sought to control the Reapers, yet his exact choice is painted as the…

@avclub-0a963a0730546783e9e534ce14918086:disqus  The nerd rage didn't shock me as it's par for the course for every-fucking-thing these days. What shat me was Bioware rolling over and changing the ending, it sends out the wrong message to this mob of whining little bitches that all their vitriol you mentioned was a…

@avclub-0a963a0730546783e9e534ce14918086:disqus  The nerd rage didn't shock me as it's par for the course for every-fucking-thing these days. What shat me was Bioware rolling over and changing the ending, it sends out the wrong message to this mob of whining little bitches that all their vitriol you mentioned was a…

First two records are the best (Frances is my favourite), but apart from Amputechture the rest of their stuff is great. Noctourniquet came out this year? last year? anyway that's an awesome record which is well worth checking out.

First two records are the best (Frances is my favourite), but apart from Amputechture the rest of their stuff is great. Noctourniquet came out this year? last year? anyway that's an awesome record which is well worth checking out.

Yeah, people who hate Mass Effect 3 have no capacity for joy in their lives. You fly around the galaxy, blow shit up and can fuck a blue alien chick. What's not to like here?

Yeah, people who hate Mass Effect 3 have no capacity for joy in their lives. You fly around the galaxy, blow shit up and can fuck a blue alien chick. What's not to like here?