I assumed he meant NFS Hot Pursuit. But then again, this is the guy who doesn't know that square and circle on the playstation controller are different buttons.

Jones! Where were you last week when Golden Abyss was being reviewed? Bah.

Sounds a lot like Vanquish: Japanese third person shooter about cocky white american guy fighting robots. In other words, pretty pretty pretty good.

Since it's a prequel I was hoping it may show the origin of Drake's inability to crouch. These details are important to some people dammit.

Uncharted 2 is easily the best of the series. Best graphics, platforming, set pieces, and the controls are much better than the first one (eg. grenades are actually useful). The multiplayer is probably dead now but that was pretty great.

Best DVD extra making-of featurette ever.

If it's portable and new, yes it'll be shite.

"A full review of Uncharted: Golden Abyss will appear next week."

If I ever need to tell someone to put the bunny back in the box, that is exactly how I'd say it.

"Would you want anybody to do a 9/11-y thing to you?"

"Now the one man who made a difference four times before… is about to make a difference again. Only this time, it's different."

Super Meat Boy.

My rule is that there's a 5 year grace period before revealing of spoilers is considered acceptable. I came up with this rule a long time ago after an unfortunate Usual Suspects incident, but these days with instant access to just about everything you want then I think it should be changed to 2-3 years.

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

Who wouldn't love a movie where nasty trees make John Leguizamo kill himself? That should be a mandatory condition in all of his movie contracts.

With Brett Rattner to direct. And the Wayans brothers each playing a John Jackson. Reimagined as a Wallace Beery wrestling picture.

Ewan McGregor riding a lizard.

Oh my beloved ice cream bar, how I love to lick your creamy centre…

Last Crusade has the Hitler cameo, Alexei Sayle (!), shitloads of sewer rats, a horse defeating a tank, Harrison Ford with a bad scottish accent, Sean Connery getting shot, a nazi zeppelin, and the two main characters both rooting the same chick. Sir, you are a hard man to please.

I like all their records, though the only good thing I can say about Amptutechture is that it seems to be the only thing that can send me to sleep on a plane flight, which is a godsend on a redeye. The only one I listen to regularly in full is Frances the mute, though deloused got a run today and still holds up well.…