[AKIDO KICK]

Mr. Eddie's Father?

That good, huh?

Carl Yastrzemski played in 18 All-Star games out of 23 seasons.

[FARTS]

*vagina*

I heard on NPR, once, years ago, that Crowe was filming in Canada, and someone burned down the library of a local Hebrew school, and he replaced all their books. I mean, he bought them new copies of all their books. He didn't just replace the books with other books.

GO TO BED, OLD MAN.

I thought she was cute.

How's the pepper steak?

You son of a bitch.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. YOU'RE WRONG.

Use that talent to play the lottery, not guess AV Club grading!

I liked Leslie's ninja skit a lot. It showed that she could do more than just "be loud," as her critics often claim.

[FARTS]

Yeah, but you get a shitload of money when you sell.

Isn't that basically baby food?

Don't tell me what to do.

Your mom certainly saw it coming…last night…

SPIDERMENS?