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Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
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Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?

IT wiLL bE DArk soON…

BEEP BEEP WAY TO GO STeeeveee…

GOOD SALESMAN

"Fast, damn it, fast!"

"Visit beautiful Ground Zero…"

Hey Torgo, gotta match?

The Hands of Fate?

Crudup plays a zombie with a heart of gold…who eats people.

C'MON! C'MON! C'MON!

[HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING]

THAT'S FAHKING RIGHT, YA PRICK-FACED GOON.

[CANNON RISES FROM GRAVE; SHOOTS VICAR]

I know. I'm a scientist. Like the Batmun.

Hellboy 3: Mission to Moscow

[HELLFARTS]

If it's from ElDan, it's definitely not butter.

OK, DEVIOUS. DON'T MOVE.

Scary…spooky…

Hellboot