You should get together with that guy who posted on the Maynard James Keenan interview that Tool was a terrible band with terrible fans. You two seem to have a lot in common.

I thought someone here linked to Michael's AMA on reddit, but maybe it was only mentioned. I didn't remember him until I saw his picture and he was my favorite next to Sophia and Alex. The AMA is a really good read; he appears to be extremely smart, laid back, and well-adjusted.

I'm only replying because I don't want you to feel alone. Are you sure it was Terry Crews? He's not listed as a cast member (hell, this thing doesn't even have its own Wikipedia entry). I only vaguely recall that Tiffany fared better than I thought she would.

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS. I wouldn't put it past Burnett. He would also probably find a way to get Boston Rob involved.

I take comfort in the fact that as many dumb reality shows as I've watched, there are many, many more that I only know about because I've seen clips on The Soup.

Mandy. She went on a "date" and did shots off this guy's stomach, and when they showed the video to her boyfriend she started crying when he got upset and walked off. Seriously, if you went on that show, your relationship was over before you even walked on set.

Love Cruise is probably most notable for bringing back Toni from Paradise Hotel, who was INSANE.

VH1 would need its own separate article on its 1-2 season reality competition shows.

I've watched a couple of seasons of the tattoo artist show he co-hosts. Bitch don't age.

Line up, losers: how many of these shows did *you* watch? I watched 15 of them (as well as a number of shows mentioned in the comments).

Love the bake-off. Paul Hollywood is one of my favorite reality show judges evah.

What's really funny is that the ugly guy got all the way to the end and was screwed out of the money by his partner.

I mostly miss Teti's reviews.

Don't worry, you aren't the only one.

Solitary didn't qualify because it ran four seasons, but Expedition Impossible should have been included (it was basically Eco-Challenge, which I loved). I was disappointed it only ran one season.

Aw, I didn't know it hadn't been renewed. I really enjoyed KotN. I'm still sad Solitary only lasted four seasons (of course, the Fox Reality Channel itself is no longer in existence).

For every mention of a show I didn't watch like Are You Hot or The Great Escape, which convinces me I haven't wasted my life watching reality television, someone else mentions a show I did watch, like Average Joe or The Swan, and I know that I am wrong.

Still is, tbh.

Close - the second season was a different guy but they filmed in Italy because the show was so popular here they didn't think they could pull it off again.

That someone was more interesting and better developed than 90% of the characters ever on the show, including the current cast.