Don't let him be another Barry Sanders.

From your keyboard to God's inbox.

As a very rare Minnesota Vikings/South Carolina Gamecock fan, Charlie Strong will always have my respect. If Bridgewater's good enough for Strong, he's good enough for me.

This is the best Rocky sequel particularly for a lot of the obvious "hidden-commentaries" like this one.

Every time my mom hears the theme song to Greatest American Hero on the radio, she has to call me up.

Does she come with the car?

What's the opposite of "Number One with a Bullet?"

Yeah, I really have treble with them.

I don't know about you, but I'm tired ovum.

This idea seems poached from another comment thread.

But I already live in Nashville, which you may have seen what daily life is like if you've ever watched the documentary series on ABC.

No one ever wants to have a deeper discussion about Taylor Swift. Story of my life.

I chalk most of that up to neither of us being the target demographic for the song, nor Swift's output. It's not a masterpiece, it's not incredibly deep and I'm not going to buy it, but her handlers got it right for her target audience. It's a fun song about a teenage girl excited about romance. It's not meant to be…

Swift's first big single "Our Song" for a 16-year-old girl writing about 16-year-old girl things, is perfect. I'm not a fan of her, or what she does, but her handlers and A&R team or whatever got the combination correct on that song. If I could have bought stock in Taylor Swift, I would have snatched up as many shares…

We came to dance with the girls with the stars in their eyes.

Zach Gilford was a better actor. Why can't he get stuff that's covered in a Newswire?

Psssh. I don't see the National Quidditch Championships covered on ESPN3, do you?

Hopefully their sticks rub into their genitals so hard it renders them sterile.

She's absolutely perfect in Grosse Pointe Blank and don't try to point to a scene where she isn't because I don't want to ever think of her in that movie as anything less than the perfect feminine specimen.

I have no desire to watch this, and this is the only comment I'll make on this article.