Here, have a downvote.

I got into him when I was working in a factory in South Carolina when I was 21 and my then-girlfriend had a pregnancy scare. When I heard "The River" the first time after that the line "for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat" I really felt he was writing about an alternate-reality, darkest…

Fiancée the Great and I are grabbing this as soon as GameStop opens. We bonded over Mario Kart Wii, as our second date was a video game date.

You might say, Eisenberg is "trying to lose those awkward teenage blues?"

I'm surprised we haven't heard anything about libraries being a socialist commie plot with their free books.

Poe's Law or no, here's a flag.

Jackson only got "Billie Jean" on MTV because the head of CBS Records threatened to remove all of their artists from MTV rotation unless they played it because of the MTV color barrier at the time.

In an alternate reality, this article is about how Los Lobos used La Bamba to sell out and make their sound palatable for white people to gain mainstream success.

Fine, don't add Nashville. See if I care.

Girlfriend the Great just had her students diagram sentences.

Shaw signed with the Browns as an Undrafted Free Agent because God is cruel.

I loved when Clowney said that Boyd is scared of him, and everyone was indignant and thought Clowney was trash-talking, but then it turned out to be true.

While playing in the Almost Competitive Conference (ACC), he only had to actually play against two real teams, and got smoked in both of them last year. He does not handle pressure well at all, and as soon as he gets hit, he folds.

My dad and I were discussing this last night that last year's USC/Mizzou and A&M/Mizzou games should be a referendum on which quarterback should actually start for Cleveland.

Plenty of people go to Titans games to cheer for the other team.

I'm torn that Shaw may be USC's version of Tim Tebow. We're going to spend the next three years going, "why doesn't Connor start?! Why are they against him?"

You mean, Tajh "Folds in Big Games" Boyd?

Isn't wearing a North Stars jersey to support the Wild like wearing a Lakers jersey to support the Timberwolves?

mmmm, gravy.

They promised us butt stuff!