I think these pun threads need to take a rhesus.

Please, The Divine Comedy is fan fiction.

Deuteroncanon refers to disputed Old Testament books.

Yeah, and that's when said he was bigger than the Beatles.

We also would have accepted "What a show!"

Oh, you mean the Apocrypha, which literally means non-canonical?

"depending on what you call canon"

Or he dies in the beginning, and Peter Falk annoys Robert Culp until he confesses.

Well, it does just kinda hang around there out in the open.

And then you have to figure out which special guest star committed the murder?

So, is this going to be like Smallville?

"Ev'ry day, I'm witnessin'."

"4: An 80s professional wrestling style track with a "good guy", an unrepentant "bad guy", and a neutral guy in the middle"

De La Soul is Dead is just one step better if only for the reason they got caught in that time when their comedy style was losing popularity to the hardcore style and the record company wanted them to change their image.

Glory, glory, halelu!

Please don't die, Kevin Bacon!

First ballot hall of famer! Killebrew didn't even do that.

I have to admit that despite what happened near the end of his life, I was a wreck when Kirby Puckett died. He went from childhood hero, to making me question the very nature of childhood heroes, to death. No redeeming third act at all for him.

Sheesh, I just got a little teary when Baker showed up in the 50th anniversary special.

I got a little misty when Clarence Clemons died, but I'll need a week to recover when the Boss kicks the bucket.