Oh, I know, and I'm very supportive. It was just the first thing I thought of, but then I realized how attitudes have changed and how the joke is no longer acceptable, hence the disclaimer.

"We also have a lot more sex than you do."

I was going to suggest that, but It turns out, he's my cousin. That's kinda gross.

Man, I used to hate these guys.

Nothing's never sounded more right.

See, if you were my cousin, you'd just start feeding me false answers by this point anyway.

Maybe it's more of a behg sound.

Then you do it too!

…well, only if you're sure.

Is it because you liked to say "diamond in the rough" like the giant lion-mouth thing when you were three and everyone made you do it in front of family members?

I like how they pronounce "bag" as "beyg."

Are you sure it's not Aladdin?

Yeah, out of my family, the ones that are the most annoyed have the most pronounced accent.

There are subtle differences (aboot, for example) but there are a lot of the same linguistic patterns, like "come with" and answering your own questions.

Are you suuuure? Like, really sure?

And he just had jaw surgery, so he's eating a lot of Ice Cream, which would explain the username…

Except he hasn't come out as bi, so if you are my cousin, congratulations.

Yeah, like the toy aisles clearly marked blue for boy toys and pink for girl toys is the most obvious.

He studied there, and has been trying to get back, and he lives in Minneapolis.

Wait, are you my cousin?