Man, I thought I was open-minded until I dated a girl who minored in Queer Studies.

I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh.

"Those victories mean nothing to me"

Like the old Scandinavian accent, it's a generational thing. Old people (like my South Carolina grandmother) are still shocked when they see it. The rest of us, not so much.

"What is lef…" *swears under breath*

I'm one part devout Catholic, and one part devout Lutheran, which in Minnesota was akin to interracial marriage in the Deep South.

My mom is still big on it and we haven't lived in Minnesota since 1987. I still get a whole package of lefse for Christmas. Not complaining; lefse is the bomb.

"I happy to say I have never tried lutefisk or been to a Lutheran church."

My mom made me have it once, so I could be reminded of what our ancestors went through.

Fortunately, you've got about another 10 months before the next lutefisk supper at the Lutheran church.

The most American Canadian performance ever was Taylor Kitsch in Friday Night Lights, and even he slips in an "aboot" every now and then, which is hilarious! "Tim Riggins - Secret Canadian" needs to be its own drinking game.

Oh, the car dealership scene was like watching my uncle argue with my dad.

These days, you'd probably have to go up to the iron range to get the real accent. I mean, Anoka was the inspiration for Lake Wobegon, and it's now almost a real town thank so the suburban sprawl of Minneapolis.

Fortunately living in a myriad of regions in my formative years allowed me to miss out on developing a Minnesotan accent as well as (thankfully) not developing any type of Southern drawl.

I was born in Minnesota, but after living in the East, the Deep South and then Texas, I can attest that Fargo is a documentary on Minnesotan dialect. Factual representation. You all sound like Norwegian bachelor farmers.

I'm a Nas fan, but I'll be interested to see the revisionist history in the season that addresses his beef with Jay Z.

Still Number One!

All of our dads already hate this show and want us to change the channel. They're tired of those guys with the sagging pants that jump around saying "I be bad, I be funky."

Clearly, the only entertainment scene in which that was prevalent.

Misawa vs Kenta Kobashi was All Japan, so you can GTFO!