Could you be more specific, Ferlin? What you described could be any Tuesday in the life of Chuck Norris.

or at the cinema candy counter, pop rocks

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or the aaron hernandez-lady gaga reality show: shoots 'n tranny

tyler perry presents rickey henderson's tyler perry fan club

um.. hello? that's why the show's not called 'one-night stands'

you can't have a hoarders send-off! i mean, it's the last of the show.. not gonna be another and-and-and.. look! look at this cranny behind the toilet..

i attended an open-house. tripped over these heart-shaped boxes on the floor. my suggestion if you attend one: turn the lights out, it's less dangerous.

bateman and fox, again? great.. another genius show canceled.

well it's a poor stab at a smith classic, any way you slice it

i object!

plastic magnolias

o stop being so obtuse!

seriously! hollywood's already doing a bang-up job there!

Mao Better Reds

you meant 'perth'

I'm stewing, too. Confit to be tied!