“Melanoma's for the old school wise guys. I'm thinking Lillehammer. Clean air, fresh white snow, gorgeous broads, and best of all, nobody, but nobody, is going to be looking for me there.”

“Melanoma's for the old school wise guys. I'm thinking Lillehammer. Clean air, fresh white snow, gorgeous broads, and best of all, nobody, but nobody, is going to be looking for me there.”

Well, for one, the Mayans didn't think to trademark Chipotle.

Well, for one, the Mayans didn't think to trademark Chipotle.

That episode with Robert Popper where they were doing a fake book show was fantastic.

That episode with Robert Popper where they were doing a fake book show was fantastic.

At first I thought he was just making up random names. That would'a been funnier.

At first I thought he was just making up random names. That would'a been funnier.

Apply your stupid logic to some product you aren't as familiar with as blockbuster movies and you see how quickly it unravels. We have consumer protections, truth in advertising laws, trademark laws and much more in place for a very good reason.

Apply your stupid logic to some product you aren't as familiar with as blockbuster movies and you see how quickly it unravels. We have consumer protections, truth in advertising laws, trademark laws and much more in place for a very good reason.

Ritual de lo Hobbitual.

Ritual de lo Hobbitual.

Opening a cupcake shop seems to be a weirdly common and non-threatening ambition for female lite-comedy stars to have now, maybe because working at a fashion magazine is way outdated in 2012. But has any cupcake shop ever succeeded, anywhere? Cake shops, sure, but cakes have a social purpose. Muffins, okay, I can see…

Opening a cupcake shop seems to be a weirdly common and non-threatening ambition for female lite-comedy stars to have now, maybe because working at a fashion magazine is way outdated in 2012. But has any cupcake shop ever succeeded, anywhere? Cake shops, sure, but cakes have a social purpose. Muffins, okay, I can see…

Not only is the joke about as timely as a Bill Cosby pudding pop commercial imitation, it's been done endlessly since 1997. I'm almost positive I even saw Dermot or Dylan ON SNL making that joke about themselves.

Not only is the joke about as timely as a Bill Cosby pudding pop commercial imitation, it's been done endlessly since 1997. I'm almost positive I even saw Dermot or Dylan ON SNL making that joke about themselves.

I'd like to request a tone poem by Dorian Mode starring Donal Logue sporting a pair of roguish brogues.

I'd like to request a tone poem by Dorian Mode starring Donal Logue sporting a pair of roguish brogues.

I can understand boycotting companies who support causes you're opposed to, but shutting out individual artists and writers solely based on their religion is getting into some dangerous waters.

I can understand boycotting companies who support causes you're opposed to, but shutting out individual artists and writers solely based on their religion is getting into some dangerous waters.