Despite all the headlines, it's not *actually* in a newspaper. It was published in the Seacoast Summer Guide 2015. Still a great, handy periodical. But not one of the daily/weekly papers.

This is where I live and the parking issues are so insane that this didn't surprise me in the least when I first heard it. I interviewed Eugene for the local paper leading up to his Portsmouth show a few months back and he could not have been nicer. As one can imagine, this whole bit killed when he did it in…

Radical!

That's all I had to do? Damn.

HANDLEN! I'll "unholy abomination" YOU! "Zack" is the only abomination here. How can Zachary be your full name and anything but ZacH be the shortened verison? The K has NO PLACE in the name Zach. All ZacHs know they are the true chosen version and we scoff at you poor ZacKs with your permanent chips on your strange…

To Catch a Football Predator?

To Catch a Football Predator?

"Fraiser is much better than NewsRadio at pleasing people & Emmy voters that think they know comedy."

"Fraiser is much better than NewsRadio at pleasing people & Emmy voters that think they know comedy."

I delurked myself (which is legal in my state) simply to echo my total astonishment that someone doesn't like Doc Cottle, let alone LOVE HIM. Doc Cottle is BSG's Mike Ehrmantraut. They're trapped with all these other characters and can't ever seem to decide which they want to do more: roll their eyes, angrily sigh, or…

I consider myself a sizable person.  And all of my portions agree on NR's status as arguably the era's greatest sitcom.  So.  Yes.

I consider myself a sizable person.  And all of my portions agree on NR's status as arguably the era's greatest sitcom.  So.  Yes.

All your talk of Duck Hunt and French wine is muddling the fact that you grew up in some parallel dimension where people find Frasier to be better than NewsRadio.  Do hamburgers eat people in this dimension?  Frankly, I don't want to know.

All your talk of Duck Hunt and French wine is muddling the fact that you grew up in some parallel dimension where people find Frasier to be better than NewsRadio.  Do hamburgers eat people in this dimension?  Frankly, I don't want to know.

Correct.
He's extremely overrated.
Middle of discussion?

I happen to enjoy Ms. Bowman's critical structural (as well as structral) analysis. I do not find it dry as much as I find it full of refreshing zest and adequatulence.

I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
And just reading this, specifically recounting the envelope scene when Catherine returns . . . well . . . my office just got very dusty.

I sincerely hope this is part of your "gimmick". If not, society hates you even more than you thought.

Move over October Wedding
B/c the new Muppet Movie is now the #1 event for my 2011. I shared this sentiment with the soon-to-be Mrs. QuinnTheEskimo and she agrees. It's not that we don't like each other or our wedding, but we really friggin' love The Muppets. So much so that we're going to incorporate [spoiler…

If it's not Lola Lasagna, played by Ethel Merman's Zemekisfied corpse, I'll eat my hat.