I wouldn't call Aerosmith totally worthless, but they've been fairly awful since the 80s. The only explanation for "Dude Looks Like A Lady" is that they foresaw the release of Mrs. Doubtfire years later and wanted to be on the soundtrack.

Was that the same Madden that had "Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold? That song makes me laugh.

Slow Ride is positively awful. Plus the worst Guess Who song is that "No sugar tonight in my coffee" one.

My favorite Oasis ripoff is "Supersonic" stealing the chorus riff from "My Sweet Lord" by George Harrison. They always use the Vanilla Ice strategy of changing one or two notes at the end: "It's not the same!"

I'd give Here In Your Bedroom an A and agree on the rest. Local H has a couple even better dumb songs but the B seems fair for that song.

That song is actually so bad that it's almost funny, especially the cheesy video.

Best: Kickstart My Heart
Worst: Love In An Elevator

Impressive Reductio ad Hitlerum @avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus 

Eartha Kittwood though he was funny when they had sex in the airplane bathroom. C'mon, it came up organically.

Oh god I hate this movie. Thank you, Nathan Rabin from 13 years ago.

Shooting an unarmed man is wrong, unless you're Clint Eastwood and he just decorated his saloon with your friend.

All I can tell from that picture is that his hair is morphing into a falcon.

@avclub-354b6db657691a32d14b94a9dfe1780e:disqus Just because Kiss had to overdub their crappy live album does not mean all bands do it. It may vary by band, by show, and even by song, but it is hardly accurate to say that "most live rock sounds like shit" unless you're including every mediocre group that has ever…

But VanDerWerff is still the best Todd with a Dutch surname, easily beating former Oakland A's pitcher Todd Van Poppel.

@oldnumberseven:disqus  your complaint seems to be more about concerts in huge venues, which is more defensible at least. That might have been Zuckley's position as well. Perhaps my disdain should have been more focused on Herzog's statement of, "I don't really like to see any music live."

I am sort of shocked about the number of purported music fans around here who "don't like concerts." This attitude seems casually dismissive of all post-Beatles rock music, which is largely defined by live performances. At least youtube some live stuff if you don't like groupies.

I saw Roots live in college and they were fairly bad. I think it might have had something to do with the acoustics (the venue was a small one usually hosting stand-up comics and such) but still even Roots are a gamble apparently.

I can't imagine that Kurt Cobain, were he alive, would be overly upset about this. He gave Weird Al permission to cover the same song, albeit with the precondition that it couldn't be about food.

In that case it just makes me hate Greta Van Susteren even more, for equating such a hilarious joke with the drooling nonsense spouted by Rush.

This is my favorite comment in the history of the AV Club.