But what about the story I heard about Diddy going to be on Downton? Is this at all true or am I the butt of some bizarre joke?

Nick Frost

Also, whoever was interested in the banquet of chestnuts had every right to be: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

counterpoint: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! *Shakes fist*

ESCAPE FROM MY ICE SUIT
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

My Lovely Lovely Lovely Horse

I don't think it's unreasonable to call it Austen-esque considering how stylistically similar its prose is to one of her novels (frankly I'm inclined to think you've never read any Austen considering how obviously alike the writing in this book is to her). Moreover, it's been a while since I read it but I'm pretty…

Naked is actually my favourite one, it's just so much fun

Uh, surely being two decades younger would place you at about ten years old…? Or am I being dense…

Other than the 'I guess you don't like prog rock scene', which felt a bit heavy-handed and obvious, that was really quite excellent. Great job!

I'd like to think you didn't look this up. Or wait, even better, that you are actually an affronted Janet Evans

This is just like when I learnt that Guys and Dolls doesn't actually have a song that goes "Guys and Dolls! We're just a crazy bunch of guys and dolls!"

None of these puns are very well Hidden……..Fortress

Thought this might sound suprisingly ok when the lyrics came in, but then it became apparent that whoever made this doesn't realise that you're supposed to try and make the vocals fit the underlying rhythm rather than just have them vomit out in a continuous stream

As an Englishman I feel like I should point out that us Brits actually did commit some terrible atrocities during the Boer War; not on the scale of the Holocaust by any means, but horrible nonetheless.

I never thought I'd live to see the day when HipsterDBag took the moral high ground

Surely "I don't care for TOB"?

if it weren't for the kent brockman ant diversion, this would be the line of the episode

I'm on Spaceship Coupe at the moment, which I'd describe as the worst so far, but still pretty good; on the whole it's sounding great, and I haven't even got to Mirrors yet!