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Macho Man
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With respect:

Hogan! I'm gonna tear that double post in half like a phone book!

Hogan! Here's a little selection from the MACHO MAN's chart topping rap album Be A Man:

The MACHO MAN has only met one woman who keeps liquor on her at all times, and that's Miss Elizabeth. OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH