This is the sort of hyperbole that accelerates the inevitable backlash. 

This is the sort of hyperbole that accelerates the inevitable backlash. 

They don't have Honey Nut?

They don't have Honey Nut?

I hope Erik Adams follows through on his promise to donate to the Douchebag Jar.  Not doing so might require an extra contribution down the line.

I hope Erik Adams follows through on his promise to donate to the Douchebag Jar.  Not doing so might require an extra contribution down the line.

Interesting theory.  Now tell the one about commenters on TV message boards that don't even watch TV.

Interesting theory.  Now tell the one about commenters on TV message boards that don't even watch TV.

Solidarity, bitches.

Solidarity, bitches.

Sorry, which 7 year old kids do you know that are aware of Casablanca and Twin Peaks?

Sorry, which 7 year old kids do you know that are aware of Casablanca and Twin Peaks?

In my day, it was Saddam, not Elmo.

In my day, it was Saddam, not Elmo.

Hey, that's a good idea! Consider it submitted.

Hey, that's a good idea! Consider it submitted.

What the fuck did I just read

What the fuck did I just read

If you don't touch the 30 yard base wicket with the flag, you have to hop on one foot!

If you don't touch the 30 yard base wicket with the flag, you have to hop on one foot!