I don't know…avocado is actually pretty great.

I don't know…avocado is actually pretty great.

If everybody is watching Big Bang Theory, no jokes exist.

If everybody is watching Big Bang Theory, no jokes exist.

No, the guy who was stuck in a pawn shop for thirteen years.

No, the guy who was stuck in a pawn shop for thirteen years.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE!

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE!

I like liking things!

I like liking things!

Alec BERRRRRRRRRRG

Alec BERRRRRRRRRRG

*coughs*
Buy me last pape, mister?

*coughs*
Buy me last pape, mister?

@avclub-13d7df3c17502af69aafccc758195f96:disqus  You are making me want to throw you through a plate glass (rear) window.

I want this or any show to explain the mystery of how the AV Club thought that placing a video that plays automatically into my browser was a fucking good idea.

I want this or any show to explain the mystery of how the AV Club thought that placing a video that plays automatically into my browser was a fucking good idea.

(Jesse plays RAGE)

(Jesse plays RAGE)

Ted seemed pretty sure it was impossible, and Selina just assumed he was referring to her.  My prediction: Gary misread the test, Ted has had a vasectomy all along but plays along because he recognizes an opportunity to gain political clout when he sees it.  They don't figure out it's a false positive until the…