He tampered in God's domain

What with Sydney being dead and all.

If it doesn't end with a clown in a gas chamber, I'm not interested.

Sounds like that comic strip Herb and Jamaal.

Sounds like that comic strip Herb and Jamaal.

So just do a switcheroo, in which two rich white brats are adopted by a sassy black matriarch. And instead of Nancy Reagan, they're visited by Janet Jackson.

So just do a switcheroo, in which two rich white brats are adopted by a sassy black matriarch. And instead of Nancy Reagan, they're visited by Janet Jackson.

They both look a bit like Sugar Ray Leonard.

They both look a bit like Sugar Ray Leonard.

He's this century's Arch Hall Jr.

He's this century's Arch Hall Jr.

Answer: the neutrinos evolved.

Answer: the neutrinos evolved.

When he shills, he shills for queen and country.

When he shills, he shills for queen and country.

You can take the crossbeam owt t' mill, but you can't take the mill owt t' crossbeam.

You can take the crossbeam owt t' mill, but you can't take the mill owt t' crossbeam.

He was always better.

He was always better.

Itchy > Harrison Ford
Lumpy > Shia LaBeouf
Mala > Harrison Ford (chroma-key reversal)
Art Carney > Paul Reiser
Bea Arthur > Whoopi Goldberg
Diahann Carroll > Fred Armisen
Jefferson Starship > Nickelback