Itchy > Harrison Ford
Lumpy > Shia LaBeouf
Mala > Harrison Ford (chroma-key reversal)
Art Carney > Paul Reiser
Bea Arthur > Whoopi Goldberg
Diahann Carroll > Fred Armisen
Jefferson Starship > Nickelback

There are so many great episodes, I'm kind of disappointed you guys picked this one to analyze. I've never cared for this one. As others have already said, the ones with Patrick McGoohan, Robert Culp, the Shat, and Jack Cassidy are generally excellent. Some of my personal favorites: the one with Johnny Cash as a…

There are so many great episodes, I'm kind of disappointed you guys picked this one to analyze. I've never cared for this one. As others have already said, the ones with Patrick McGoohan, Robert Culp, the Shat, and Jack Cassidy are generally excellent. Some of my personal favorites: the one with Johnny Cash as a…

Haven't you heard of swimming babies? The backstory is that the kid's mother taught him to swim when he was nine months old, so he loves the water and deliberately toddles overboard in search of his destiny.

Haven't you heard of swimming babies? The backstory is that the kid's mother taught him to swim when he was nine months old, so he loves the water and deliberately toddles overboard in search of his destiny.

The physical violation cannot be undone.

I would have expected Ziggy to be a big deal in France.

He'll use it to hammer the Scots. Two at a time.

Specifically, "Wear My Hat"

Peen & Gingerballs is my solicitor in the high street.

As a proud son of Wales, he should be inherently mellifluous.

Eric Idle is looking good. 

Elton John is a gnomosexual. 

I used to be the sheriff of that place.

Is Santa Claus pregnant?

Fuck you. Hargreaves is the shit.

That is so Franco.

It better have.

Announcer: Just as their war seemed at an end…

It's not just retards over there. I think I saw a few fagwads.