Was idly scrolling down, listening to various songs, nodding, umhm, then came across Son Little. I'm going to park here for a while…

Because if there is… ahhhh…. do I have a girl for you!

Ok, is there a doctor in the house?

My mom used to do that all the time, even when i was in my early twenties. And then discuss the stuff she read in my diary with me…At some point I started writing in code; ha! she put my sister to break it (which she did, it was a simple letter-to-symbol replacement, I didn't think they would go that far, silly me).
So…

I also passed out for 10-15 mins during my fav, The Grand Budapest Hotel - previous night of debauchery in Fla coupled with relentless air-co in the theater. Unseen footage w00t!

The Grand Budapest Hotel.

I never got the date rape commentary in the Merv Griffin Show…

Totally hated G.I. Joe but, I always feel I have to give that show another chance, so I did, and then they did Advanced advanced D&D which was awesome, sigh

nah, does nothing to me - owait, yes, it makes me sleepy; that's a effect, right?

yup

Sigh, you're not…

Heh, yeah, occasionally I get such requests for [fake] self-inducement. It's even less fun than faking an orgasm from penetration; the other person is just plonked there, looking at you.

The restaurant at the end of the universe of course…

Look, not adamantly against but… if this is the main course of one's repertoire, nein danke.

Exactly! Sometimes I have this feeling that's all they can or will do.
The humanity! *shakes fist in anger*

tried 69, it was a bit better, still didn't cum but, at least I didn't fall asleep. But then again it might have been because I seriously liked the guy?….gnawing suspicions…everywhere…

Mandatory… hmm… yes it seems so. Every single time I meet a new guy and a discussion turns intimate they will invariably drop hints or downright brag about their oral skills. And they don't mean they're good conversationalists.
That puts me in an awkward position. Receiving oral is mildly enjoyable at best, coma…

Weeeell, to be honest, I watched ages ago the original House of Cards, I had even bought the book, which covers the first season - don't bother, it's crap compared to the series - and I was very impressed. So for nostalgia's sake, I decided to watch the remake. Now, Spacey is a great actor and all that but, I don't…

Had many uncircumcised penes in my life and one circumcised (but spent eight years with latter). I felt no difference whatsoever.

Somehow I would be surprised if I heard that Wallace HADN'T written something of the sort.