What a weird worldview that is. My mind just went to a huge laundry list of "successful" people I wouldn't want in charge of my country (e.g. "Ryan Lochte is successful")

So, by the end of the year I'll be so depressed and beat-down Stockholm Syndrome will start kicking in and I'll start identifying with the guy? Got it.

In his defense, no one knew how HARD it was to wipe out ISIS!

I suspect most of his sexual impulses are somehow related to scolding someone.

I went to high school in Berkeley, California and it was as PC of a school as possibly could be. I have no sense that they "sanitized" our study of WWII. I'm not even sure why he would think hippies would be uninterested in teaching children about the dangers of fascism: my high school history teachers were VERY…

I refuse to click on any thing that might provide Scott Adams some sort of click-based validation. But I am morbidly curious: what did he say?

You know, this is a great example of how bigger isn't better. None of those rooms seem to show a sense of personality or intentionality. It's like they had to pick 97 different types of tile for the house, so they just started randomly picking them, rather than doing each room as a labor of love. My house is…

Ironically, the safest way through that corridor is actually to crawl through the fireplace pass-through!

Wow. That's a very precise and very accurate metaphor.

Mine too. I'm impressed by how many couch-forts and jumping sessions my Crate & Barrel sofa has withstood, however! My plan is to let the kids use it to furnish their first apartment as karmic punishment.

A bathtub shaped like a clam is a worth goal we all should have.

It's almost certainly in violation of city codes, or it would be in my city. Makes you wonder what OTHER code violations this baby contains.

I'm sort of grossed out by all the weird textures: ceilings, floor tiles, walls, stone. I suspect they are using it to break this cavernous space into smaller, more manageable chunks, but they look very busy and almost gloppy. Maybe less striking when you're actually moving through the space?

Ours is Monsters Vs. Aliens. I've heard that movie a zillion times and seen it once.

Children: Nature's Perd Hapleys

My husband is six years older than me, and Grosse Pointe Blank (+ soundtrack) was so viscerally awesome for him in a way it never quite was for me. I remember and like all these songs, too, but I suspect that six year gap makes the difference.

"I'll never forget you… Fry…. MEMORY DELETED!"

My childhood friend and I used to do the "Always embrace the hellfire! Hellfire!! HELLFIRE!!!!!!" salute to each other and no one ever knew what the heck we we talking about.

I loved (LOVED!) Love and Friendship, but man, that wig she was wearing was distracting. Kate looks way better in skin tight black leather.

I'm usually not into blond men. But Hemsworth is a rare exception (he looks better with his natural dark hair though—- mmm!).