Same. Though for some reason I thought Kimmie would recognise Philip, and then he's have to kill her or something. I dunno why I thought that though. I also thought she was gonna catch him changing the tapes in her dad's briefcase. I really overestimate that dumb, dumb girl.

In the UK we had something called Subbuteo. I know this 'cause my dad never shut the fuck up about it…

"Ooo Mrs Beeman, you're definitely essential…"

I love this idea of a seedy subplot involving…Henry.

WRONG CHILD…ABORT! ABORT!

Teenage girls finding out secrets is NOT a good thing. Hope she doesn't go off the rails like Brody's daughter in Homeland. Outstanding episode…really could go any which way from now. I really don't want Stan to suspect Martha, by the way…just as tense about that as the whole finding-out-your-parents-are-Soviet-spies…

Ah right. I thought that was just Gabriel's job though…basically a mouthpiece for the mother country? So is Philip just annoyed that Gabriel's doing his job? He seems to be getting like that whenever Elizabeth talks about Paige too…which couldn't be construed as him being disillusioned with the 'cause' considering his…

Okay, so started watching this episode then dropped it. Can't be bothered to carry on with this…doesn't really go anywhere and as many have said, the parents (and the other adults…Paul Scheer is underused, and where the heck did Ray Wise go?) are the best part of the show and they only get half of the focus. I'm…

I want a xenomorph Gina Carano to choke me out with her thighs. She's a pro.

Hey, at least you'd know what it felt like to be on This Is Your Life. Albeit with a very po-faced host. And no studio audience. And no studio. And the host has a gun. And you can never leave.

I thought he put down "SPHINCTER".

I also loved:

Well they certainly looked suspicious after the pistol whipping incident, so I wouldn't be surprised if Stan let his guard down and had some explaining to do.

I don't really understand why she had to even announce her presence. The old lady wouldn't have noticed had they been a bit quieter!

YES! Too busy thinking about guest stars on Archer and ignoring potential Archer guest stars on other shows. They should return the favour! They even wrote the whole episode based on a story Rhys told them, apparently…I never thought I'd see an Archer episode set in Wales!

Or rescue people from lifts…

McGill?

Oh yeah, I always trade one for the other. My version of a BLT didn't go down too well with Zinaida though.

CONSPIRACY

Ho!!! Snap! And we're only on Season 3 too…efficiency!