Fop-tuplets, of course.

And if you're gonna reference an "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" line as the subject, why wrap things up with a Han Solo reference? Is a little consistency too much to ask?

"Eden Alexxa"?
What, we couldn't go for the ultimate in class and add that extra "x" in there? No, of course not — that would be OVER THE TOP.

Okay, so: genitalia-centric jokes, obscenity, belittling the elderly, referencing a beloved sci-fi movie character, and long-running meta-jokes = funny.

Given his relationship with Calista Flockhart
that won't be the thinnest thing he'll have in his hand today.

@Dr. Strangelovecraft

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head.