Heh, no pun intended.

If a person could put it in the dishwasher, would he do a separate load? Since we are talking about mostly bachelor's here, I'm guessing generally not.

So, if I had an infinitely large paper liner, an infinite amount of frosting and infinite sprinkles, I would still be making a cupcake?

Philosophical question
How big can a cupcake get before it becomes merely a cake?

I save money by handcrafting my own to give to friends. All you need is a Pringles can and an old tire.

A flexible schedule so good teams play each other later in the season? I think they call that playoffs.

No, he's right. Real men nibble.

I was warming up to Nick and Joe from FFF…
but this just makes me happy. Welcome back, Undercover.

OK, I initially read that as Buckingham talking about how he likes own songs with Harrison. How self-absorbed, I thought.

Wow, I guess I have a faulty recollection of the lyrics. I feel so ashamed. My Christmas wish is to go back in time so this never happened.

As for me, I wish I had a girl. If I did, I would call her.

Whoa, hey now. I'm excited about this too but I'm just a little concerned because the autoharp is quite possibly the worst musical instrument ever invented save for the pan flute.

uh huh, her prior work was superior.

I fear that the autoharp is not an appropriate instrument for letting anything shake, let alone England.

I suppose the best solution would be live prey.

LES, you'd want to have several layers of different materials, preferably with a good thick wool on the outside.

I'm going to disagree. Unless these people begin the show as strong skaters, they won't be able to become competent enough in a short period of time to do any interesting figure skating moves without falling on their face every single time. So it's going to be very dull. Dancing is a lot easier because you aren't on…

Seems pretty simple to me. Choose random object, then stab. If knife goes in, use it. If not, scrap it.

I bet he wishes he had Nakiri knives…
Why stab the house when you could clearly just kick it over?

In the kitchen with breakfast.