Also…
When he writes "states - bar parking," I am interested as to whether he is concerned with restrictions on parking or with parking at bars. And if it's the latter, what's the problem? Too little? Too much? Not proximate enough? And what is the state's involvement?

Read Leviticus, sinner!
Steel-studded snow tires are an affront to God… and roads.

I came to him through Bowie, which I imagine is fairly common.

If ever there was a moment to bring out the long-form birth certificate, this is it.

Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin) by Sly and the Family Stone.

He will if Al tells him to.

Is three your quota for entries re: Sweet Home Alabama?
Is that why there's no Kid Rock?

Al Capp is just releasing his repressed anger about his brother Andy always sleeping on the couch and not contributing anything.

Destroyer
"Watercolours Into the Ocean" references "Strawberry Wine" and I'm pretty sure there are a few other song-references in Destroyer songs that I can't think of off the top of my head.

In a bag, on someone's porch, I would hope, Poop.

What's a Tim Conway?

Yeah, I love Cee Lo, but I love Al Green even more. This runs too close for me to get into it.

hmm… ladies, what are your feelings about reanimated corpses?

I believe it's a noble gas because all the other elements leave it hanging.

Oh, good to know. Sir, you are correct.

Yes, because the archetype that you find attractive is the objective one, right?

This point cannot be overstated.

You've obviously never seen Lexx.

For the record, ladies, glasses will actually make you hotter
They are going to wear out the old takes off the glasses and suddenly becomes more attractive to men routine.

Hey! I minored in economics and…um…nevermind.