Not if he moves out of the jurisdiction.

Better yet, Hot Freaks

He could still shoot, but he'd have to do it left-handed. It would also affect how well he can see the field.

When I first saw that the clip was coming to an end with over a minute left I was a little peeved, but I must admit that the end bit was the first time they made good use of their time on screen.

The message:
Disabled people can't live fulfilling lives.

John Michael Higgins
The man was born to play this role.

I like the Biden coverage, but my favorite running joke on the Onion right now has got to be Tim Duncan.

What strikes me as odd, is that years before he warned the world about the perils of being rude to arabs.

Several years ago I made a half-hearted attempt to get into them. They struck me as good but not nearly as special as some of their contemporaries, so I gave up on them. Maybe it's time for me to give them another shot.

This is a worthless debate. It's art. There's no one way to go about it. Technical proficiency is often nice, but it is neither necessary nor sufficient to making something worthwhile. Many times it is a hindrance. You don't like the band, that's wonderful, but pissing on what they are doing just because the singer…

Also, the Walkmen's "Loop de Loop" is better than Nilsson's.

Hundred Miles off is their most uneven album, but has a few of their best songs, most notably "All Hands and the Cook". Pussy Cats shouldn't be taken as anything but a toss off, so there is no reason to be disappointed.

With a couple more pounds, I could see him as Steve Wozniak.

We have always been at war with Sean Penn.

To be a bystander in that era would be quite nice. San Francisco would be too busy, but sitting alone on the side of a mountain, dispassionately considering the chaos of the world, that's my style.

I have trouble wrapping my head around the idea of going back in time just to listen to some live music. It's not really about the music is it? It's about being hip in an era that you think is the hippest, right?

As a shut-in…
I'm having trouble coming up with anything. Whatever era it is, I'm pretty confident that I won't be doing shit.

Well, Larry, this exercise requires lots of crazy assumptions, so why not one more?

This gets a 'B'?
I was sure the reviewer was going to shit on it.

Yes, they won Beth Ditto.