Aykroyd would probably have been a better choice for Ranger Smith. Better than Tom Cavanaugh, anyway.

Supposing there was a possibility that they could have redeemed this idea through good casting, they failed miserably.

I used to feel that way about the Doors until I realized that lots of people also hate the Doors.

I was also disappointed in how the Who Sell Out was treated. It holds up as well as or better than anything they ever did. Petra Haden's version of the album is also worth checking out.

"A Quick One" (Rock n Roll Circus version, of course)

I'd settle for the end of Return of the Jedi being restored by removing Christensen.

On the other hand, Prowse is a huge whiner and he has been whining about the same things for decades. It's gotten very old and I can see how Lucasfilm would not want to continue giving him a forum to keep bitching about how they done him wrong.

Hooray!
I was in need of something to do tomorrow. Now I won't be tempted to go outside.

Might as well go with Mark Wahlberg
I regularly mix him and Ed Norton up in my head, so I wouldn't even notice the difference.

But if we recognize dog-human marriages, it won't be long before we're granting legal status to the jar of peanut butter too.

That clearly falls under the umbrella of "fair use".

If I'm correct in my assumption that "Down Under" is played nightly in every bar in Australia (together with "Waltzing Matilda" of course), even at 5%, the royalties could be fairly substantial.

"On a mountain range, I'm Doctor Strange for you-oo, for you-oo-oo-oo"
I was hoping this involved a movie adaptation of "Mambo Sun", which really should exist.

I've never heard anyone call them "authentic" but I also don't pay that much attention. It's not a term I would use to describe them and it's not a quality that I expect from them (or anyone, for that matter). All I can say is that their last album had 5 or 6 excellent songs on it and I have a lot of hope for the new…

I hope someone brats the widow some flowers. Losing a loved one is the wurst.

After reading Crackity Jones's comment everyone formed a chorizo laughter

Doesn't count if it's not registered.

Now, now, for those of you that want to complain…
AV Club has to monetize the something-or-other to remain viable. Considering all the content they provide that enriches our lives, I think we can put up with this.

"Dr. Joe's Universe"
For my show, I propose to enlighten the housewives of America with the wonders of the universe. My first five topics will cover the five fundamental forces: gravity, electromagnetism, the strong and weak nuclear forces and the Secret. The latter will be an eight week series.

ah, yes
Who needs savings, life insurance and what not when you can commence a frivolous lawsuit and hope to coerce a settlement out of some person with a tenuous at best connection to the death.