Be it resolved that, in honour of the contributions of Todd VanDerWerff to the promotion of the social acceptance of bestiality, the act of jacking off a horse shall henceforth be known as the HanderWerff.

"It adds human interest"

Before we focus group the marketing agency, we need to focus group the focus group. We can't just let anyone in.

My roman cross-shaped, four ended dildo comes in handy at all my sex parties. Thanks!

Better yet, Eddie Murphy plays all the characters except the comely love interest.

This is the perfect role for Michael Cera to show off his dramatic range.

are they any good?

Maybe it makes a little sense, but not what was intended. I'm pretty sure my point will be made if you replace "it" with "falsity."

That made no sense at all.

Truth is often an impediment to entertainment, but it ought not be a barrier.

I'm almost always finished too quick to read anything more than a couple haikus.

I just had a brilliant idea: a show called "Rockin' Robin" about a hip teenage girl who uses twitter. Someone call CW!

What have the humans done for us?

Everhardy…

The contributions of the non-Stones that played on the album, including Billy Preston and Dr. John, is another thing that put the album over the top as one of the greatest albums of all time. Particularly, there are several incredible and emotionally resonant piano parts throughout the album, including on "Let it…

6. Students must wear sunglasses at all times

"I'm coming at you with both hands tied behind my back, baby
I'm coming at you, get ready
I'm gonna stick my love in your eye
You can see me coming baby
Just coming all over you"

Appropriately, Costner's machine will fail in an oily sea of hubris and will ultimately be bested by Don Johnson's more conservative oil separating machine.

I refuse to believe that this project exists for any but purest of all intentions: money.

He would drape himself in fail if it were socially acceptable