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Johannes Kepler
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Dark-cocksucking-wing Duck?

No, no, they're here to shock all you mind slaves out of your complacency

Pay extra? I could get banal at home

The Point
…and young Oblio returned to the Land of Point from the pointless forest. The villagers gathered around and Oblio described what he had learned. He had learned that the pointless forest wasn't pointless at all; in fact everything had a point! He reasoned that, because everything has a point, he must have one

If Sean runs out of material, there is always this:

I find that Romantica sets a really good mood. I don't have Pup Tent.

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For me, it is soul music from the 60's and early 70's, particularly Al Green.

Braces for hipsters? This better not be a future trend. Somebody delete this thread before someone gets the idea to wear dental products ironically.

There ought to be some interesting porn parodies coming out of this.

It was the last truly classy war. I wish we could go back to those times.

I think a Neil Young album in the nature of Willie Nelson's Teatro could be incredible. I'm pretty excited about this.

Please say yes
Does this mean that AVC will be going back to the old way of streaming songs in articles? At the very least I would hope that you can find a way to stream entire songs again for your international readers as well as your American readers.

If you're going to borrow your cover art from Roxy Music…
at least show us some pubes.

May you have an alienating experience that in time you overcome.

also, Muppets Take Manhattan

Pele doesn't respect the Spanish because they never win anything. The Spanish haven't had a major victory against South Americans since Francisco Pizarro.

He must be trying to eliminate Brazil's competition by choking them with ash. Look out, Argentina, you're next.

Clearly this is God's punishment for something. I'm just waiting for Pat Robertson to tell me what it's for - probably it's for being such lascivious Odin-worshipers.

Why this cream is automatic… it's systematic… it's hydromatic… why, it's whipped lightning
The chicks'll cream.

How dare you not give Muswell Hillbillies its just regards.