Just to clarify, the sandwich is on the side and not in the beer, right? Either way, $3.50 for a beer and a sandwich is pretty good where I come from.

I remember when I first read that name. I think I initially laughed for probably five minutes straight and then intermittently for the rest of the day whenever I thought about it.

One of Pipes You See, Pipes You Don't's albums is called "Individualized Shirts". The album is about as dull as the name, as I recall.

Speaking of awesome, the Cock E.S.P. video is amazing.

Crucial Taunt, baby
Vagina Panther is like Tia Carrere's band in Wayne's World. But Real.

Parts of it are great. As a whole, it is not.

The one elephant in Foster Edwards' Orchestra looks suprisingly like Ringo Starr. Maybe it's the drums.

Don't forget "The Charm of the Highway Strip"

Pavement
Any Pavement album cover could have made the list, particularly Brighten the Corners but that one would be the hardest to call a great album.

I like it too. It was definitely a strange choice to start the list.

I've always said…
If I could choose to be anyone from any time other than myself I would be Porter Wagoner. I'd have my nudie suits, I'd have my TV show and I'd have Dolly. What more could you ask for? But unlike Porter Wagoner, I wouldn't hit her.

I was going to mention Smiley Smile you beat me to it. "She's Goin Bald" was the first song I thought of when I read this. I've always loved the line, "You're too late, mama, ain't nothing upside you head".

I doubt it's a sales gimmick. I don't think there is a lot of overlap between Neil Diamond and Adam Sandler fans. The only people who would want this just for "The Chanukah Song" are hipsters who want to listen to it ironically, and we all know that they won't be too inclined to pay for the privilege.

Oh, Neil, this is why people don't take you seriously.
This guy doesn't get enough credit. He may not have the deepest catalogue out there, but he has written a lot of fantastic songs. My self-compiled Neil Diamond "best of" is one of my favourite CD's, especially for in-car sing-alongs.

Hey, Bacon, your mother was a whore!

In other news
I have no plans to post a video on youtube of me dancing in my underwear with the lyrics of a Daft Punk song painted strategically on my body

Saw une parrot door

"Danke Schoen"
Sometimes I think that you guys omit things just so we can have something to complain about.

Wicrouhe, I challenge you to write a line that is as wonderful as "She wears pants that go like 9 inches past the top of her vag and she smells like the Michael Dukakis campaign."

@CN: I am well aware of what he is doing. I merely enjoy the thought of pirate Roger Daltrey.