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It can be two things
avclub-323dc4fcef3482857c4a5a554be9c977--disqus

It can be two things, daddio.

I'mseeingdoublefourSpider-Mans/Men!etcetcetcetc…

That's no way to talk about Dan Ackroyd.

Pffft - someone's not trying hard enough.

It's true - these dolls have no dicks.

Noted and approved.

She's a whore.

OK, I don't know exactly which parallel dimension you've wormholed into but… it's a sucky one.

Xander shot first!

Only in my dreams, Ben. Only in my dreams.

Australia is home to eight of world's most venomous snakes.

Can it be two things?

Don't blow this sale, Xanderpuss…

You sound like the kind of smart, educated fellow who wouldn't want to pass up the chance to own his very own bridge…

Eeeeesh.

I see you've played mashed potatoey-potato salady before.

Eh, they don't call him 'Blizen' for nothing…

I miss drinking.

The 'AV' doesn't stand for anything. But 'club' stands for 'crying like useless babies'.

"Lazy ElDan basement reference."