Arrggh. *Honourably beheads self with katana into swimming pool*

Arrggh. *Honourably beheads self with katana into swimming pool*

Thanks for the nudge… although I suspect your search for humour may ultimately prove a forlorn one. But, hey, ninjas, right?

Thanks for the nudge… although I suspect your search for humour may ultimately prove a forlorn one. But, hey, ninjas, right?

Save the ninja, Al. Save the ninja.

Save the ninja, Al. Save the ninja.

Since we're running out - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/m… - that can only be good news.

Since we're running out - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/m… - that can only be good news.

Or even****SUPERTEXT***

Or even****SUPERTEXT***

Lesson one in design: "Don't be afraid of white space."

Lesson one in design: "Don't be afraid of white space."

Who is the 1 guest who keeps liking all these?

Who is the 1 guest who keeps liking all these?

"The legend of how I got so old"

"The legend of how I got so old"

[Except it's spelled 'bite' - Francophone ed. who did his research]

[Except it's spelled 'bite' - Francophone ed. who did his research]

Agent Soylent Green from a dystopian future US.

Agent Soylent Green from a dystopian future US.