It was a knee jerk reaction. Just because I say I'm "born again" doesn't mean that it happens overnight. It takes time, like recovering from heroin.

You know, in the past, I would have laughed at you for having a band. But as I recently discovered, one of the 10 commandments is about not coveting your neighbor.

The Devil's music.

Assuredly, I say to you today, you will be with Me in Paradise.

I feel bad for Madonna. She's clearly addicted to fame. She needs the adulation and attention to fill the empty void in her soul.

You wanted your Tortilla Jesus, you got your Tortilla Jesus:

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