I don't have the heart to snark on this guy. He's obviously (I'm not a doctor) mentally ill. And I'm giving him that because if he isn't, he's a wretched person.

You remember correctly. There's no strategy involved and yet, it goes pretty fast unlike Monopoly.

*should*

Yes, we usually play Sorry (the fire and ice version being my favorite) and the other one he likes is Life. Which I also can't stand but at least it only takes about 30 minutes versus 3 hours!

My 8 year old son asks me probably every weekend to play Monopoly with him and I just can't. I usually say "no….BUT HOW ABOUT WE GO GET SOME ICE CREAM!!!" and then he forgets for another week. And I'm now about 450 pounds so I'm starting to re-think my strategy.

The War on Drugs is going to see a sharp increase in album sales.

But what if you walk around at night stone cold sober, naked with only a clown mask on?

Have you ever killed anyone?

He's right…I remember it.

She's guilty….of stealing my heart…

Holy crap. You nailed it on the head with Janelle Monae.

You go fuck yourself.

I was thinking the same thing!

And yet…that was my favorite part of the movie. That's what I loved about the first Capain America movie too. Once it moves to modern day, it loses some specialness to me. And it's all about me.

Got it. Yes, it's meaningless…but to me, that's a good thing because of the implications. I know why they instituted the rule however many years back because players weren't taking the game seriously so the league's heart was in the right place…it just wasn't fair when it came to the postseason.

Nope, it was a terrible idea. Home field advantage means a lot in the postseason, it should go to the team who had the best season record…how is that even debatable?

The A. is for Awful.

After watching a couple of those Scientology documentaries that have come out the past few years, I'm basically done going to see his movies. That being said…I thought he was really good in Edge of Tomorrow a couple of years back. That was a great, fun movie and I thought he was perfect for that role. But now? I'm…

Wow!

What if you're a widower and you think it's too soon….WHAT THEN?