That's how DealDash.com works. I've got scars to prove it.

Can Can party in Moulin Rouge. Or really anything from Moulin Rouge. I loved that movie.

I went to a Happy Mondays rave sober and it was the worst thing imaginable. The band was having a GREAT time…unfortunately, they had a lot of difficulty playing their instruments. Or singing. Or standing.

Stormtrooper-kabobs!

Does the Ewok dance party at the end of Return of the Jedi count? Because I'm not gonna lie…that would be pretty fun.

Uh…I'd like to party with Roller Girl in Boogie Nights.

How DARE you for being reasonable!

She's one of the true centrists….and that's why she won't make it. You gotta pick a side these days.

Hey, you want funny jokes? You're going to have to pay for those.

All that time on the road has been weighing on her? It's funny because she's a big girl.

…or it was Yoko…

Ha! Be careful for what you wish for but yeah…no leader is just as bad as two leaders.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I invited Gal Gadot to be part of my film academy, but sadly, she hasn't gotten back to me yet.

I've been in a number of bands…all run by dictatorial fascists. And it's really the only way. Two leaders in a group is usually where the problems lie. It's more fun if the dictatorial fascist is somewhat benevolent but it is what it is.

I'm not looking at her wigs…

I thought she was out a long time ago?

I'm guessing most of the Rolling Stones use Depends.

I think you need to apollogize 13 times for that pun.

How topical!