How much do you weigh?

The title is "If Only Chapman Had Aimed To The Left Just A Little"

If only there were a double rainbow in the background.

Amistad…ET…Born In East LA…c'mon AV Club writers…

Without Coming to America, we would've never known the joy of Sexual Chocolate.

Your comment is #1 in my book.

Mo money, mo problems. But seriously, this guy.

Set up a tent and live there?

I prefer dancing babies on roller skates.

Kind of like my penis.

Honestly…I think Trump is a 3rd party. Most Republicans (that I know) only voted for him because there was no way they were going to vote for HRC. Trump isn't a conservative and although he's sort of moved to the Republican side, he's really not a garden variety Republican. He's going to spend money like Hillary…

Hey man, my stream of consciousness knows no bounds. Sure, you sound like you're making sense but…I just gotta be me man!

I really enjoy this season for the LACK of action. I know it's coming, but not every episode needs Carrie running down a side street looking over her shoulder.

Rated R for Rad

I like this idea. Let's go with it.

Hey O!

When I was in my 20's, I worked with a guy who was a scoutmaster. He wore the shorts and everything. He kind of had a creepy vibe but nothing that alarming.

Oh…dear.

GET IN MY BELLY!

I bought some popcorn and trail mix from some Scouts (not Cub). And the trail mix was probably the worst thing I've ever tasted. How can you ruin peanuts, raisins and M&M's? I don't know but they've got a long way to go if they want to be at the level of GS Cookies. I didn't even bother with the popcorn. That's fine,…