I already satire around the clock!

Fauxlivia
Peter is going to discover the true identity of Fauxlivia pretty quickly unless she dials back the eye makeup and removes her toenail polish.

No, it's 3: nuh-GOOOO-yen. Sounds good when a PA announcer says it.

But you didn't, and now you'll have to find some other way to suck breasts and nipples.

The Chili Peppers will hang around for at least a little while longer. They still have a few more songs with "California" in the title that haven't been released yet.

I have no comment at this time.

Distractions
- Watching two Indians and a Persian portray the IRK's first family is a little distracting, especially when the baddies all look like Arabs (even Tarin, the Arabic Tony Robbins)

I'm glad he's going back to doing something useful.